Can you send me a photo of your face?
Nope. A quick way to annoy me is by asking for one. Please appreciate, that due to the private nature of my business and the stigma sex workers often receive, I do not share full-face photos on any level or platform. Until I know who you extremely well and view you as a long term, valued client, I will not trust you with ‘face out’ photos of myself. Even if I do know you well and we have a shared an extended client-provider relationship, I may decline in permitting you to take a photo of me, or one of us together during a date. Thank you in advance for respecting this. If a full face photo is important to you, there are many lovely providers out there who are ‘face out’ you can book. If you can view my photos and the parts of my face I do show, I’m sure most smart cookies can piece together what the complete package looks like. Thank you in advance for respecting my rights to anonymity.
Do you offer BBBJ?
No. I respect each providers’ right and decision to offer certain services, however, this is not something I am comfortable with or feel is a safer sexual practice.
Do you have a service list or offer any extras?
I find ‘service lists’ or ‘menus’ too impersonal for the experience I aim to offer. My rates are inclusive of a full-service GFE. I hope my website also suggests the type of encounter you can expect with me and I am happy to answer any questions you may in your initial enquiry.
Can I just pay cash when you arrive?
Deposits are compulsory for all dates with no exception. You can pay the balance of our date in cash on arrival but my 20% deposit policy is still very much necessary (including travel fee/ expenses if applicable). If this is an issue for you, we are not the right provider-client fit.
Are you happy to see couples?
Yep! Couple rates are noted on my rates page here. I will need to speak with all parties of the tentative booking before confirming. Gentlemen, I cannot be a surprise for your lady love and will need to confirm details with her. Please ensure you have gained her consent before initiating a booking.
Do you offer PSE?
A ‘porn star experience’ is highly subjective, in my opinion. My advertising has more of a ‘girlfriend experience’ vibe but I am very happy to discuss any fantasies or the type of ‘energy’ you would like during a date. I am very open-minded but do have some hard limits.
Are you ok with fetishes and fantasies?
Absofuckinglutely. Please don’t be shy with any requests, while I may come across as ‘vanilla’ in my marketing, I love the uniqueness of fetish bookings and stepping away from ‘normal’. I have not had formal BDSM training but have dabbled in each dom and sub experiences, I would classify myself as more of a dominant if I had to choose. While I do have some hard limits, such as underage role play, if what you’re looking for is not something I offer or have sufficient experience with, you can be assured you are in a safe space when requesting. I would love to upskill in this area and plan to when time permits.
Do you have a girlfriend that can join us?
Absolutely! 3 is never a crowd! I am also happy to meet you with another reputable lady of your choosing, please check in with me first of who you’d like to introduce me to. I know some peers personally but am typically a lady that ‘keeps to herself’ industry-wise as I have fulltime commitments outside of the industry.
I don’t have much experience, are you happy to see me?
Of course, your ‘experience’ in the bedroom is irrelevant to me providing you are respectful, hygenic and comfortable during our time together.
Can I get you a gift?
While gifts are a lovely surprise, they are certainly never expected. I am working on a page which will mention my favourite things and a wish list for those that do like to show their appreciation by spoiling.
What is your stance toward sexual health testing?
My sexual health and that of my clients is very important to me. I get tested regularly at a private GP who has seen sex workers for many years and encourage all clients to do their own routine testing. While we are together, I will discreetly perform a visual sexual health check on you before we commence our playtime. Please note, I try to do this as organically as possible so as to not ‘spoil’ the mood. It is however something I am very aware of before we get intimate. This includes eliminating kissing from our time together should you have a cold sore and eliminating the service should you have cut yourself while personal grooming.
Are you happy to visit me at my private residence?
Absolutely, I will require security screening for this and a travel fee may apply depending on your location. I can’t believe I need to say this but no one else can be at the property, especially children (even infants) as this is highly inappropriate and illegal.
Are you on OnlyFans, Just for Fans, or similar? Do you sell digital services?
Nope, TBH this seems like too much of a commitment for me. If you would like some personalised content or videos/photos, please let me know and we may be able to work something out. I’m an exhibitionist but don’t love the idea of daily (or even weekly posting). I am happy to offer bespoke digital packages on application.
Can you visit me in a regional town or city?
I am happy to travel to most places with a travel fee and expenses covered. Please be prepared to pay more than my standard 20% required deposit if you are asking me to travel further than 30km. My travel time will be required to be covered as an expense if not an extended date.
Can we keep in touch in between bookings?
If we’ve met once or it’s been a while in between dates, please don’t expect me to be your pen pal or texting buddy. While I love hearing from my regulars and catching up on our lives, I am more generous with my time and updates to my regulars or suitors that send me gifts as this compensates my time. Yes, reading texts or e-mails and replying can be time-consuming and emotional labour.
Can I leave you like a review/testimonial?
I loooath the word review. I’m not a hotel and booking a provider should not be like leaving feedback on trip advisor. If you would like to leave some words reflective of my personality and a gist of the intimate time we spent together, I am very happy to see this and even welcome it. What I don’t enjoy seeing is clients trying their hand at becoming a ‘mummy porn’ erotica writer or using our time together as a dick measuring consent with other ‘punters’. If words such as “hobbyist/ would rate X out of Y/ pounded her hard” are in your vocabulary, I doubt we will get along.
NB – if you didn’t have an amazing time with me, I also very much welcome this feedback. I believe constructive criticism is important in any industry and can be especially helpful to learn and grow as someone offering such an intimate experience. The worldwide web doesn’t need to know the colour of my labia though..